{"id":13,"date":"2022-05-27T04:13:05","date_gmt":"2022-05-27T04:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2026-06-15T12:45:04","modified_gmt":"2026-06-15T12:45:04","slug":"nothing-to-see-here-fuck-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/nothing-to-see-here-fuck-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing to see here &#8211; fuck off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!\u00a0 \u00a0NOW YOU GET TO <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>SHUT THE FUCK UP<\/strong> &amp; <\/span>CAN GO BACK TO SLOBBERING ON YOUR OWN FUCKIN&#8217; TEENIE-LITTLE-WEENIE ALEX!!!!\u00a0 KEEP CHOKING BACK YOUR FAKE-ASS BONER PILLS, YOU PATHETIC FUCK.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theonion.info\/\">I __________L_O_V_E_________ THAT YOUR THEATER OF LIES IS NOW OWNED BY The Onion.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-68\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/TheOnion-376x100-1-300x80.png\" alt=\"The Onion - America's Finest News Source\" width=\"300\" height=\"80\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!\u00a0 \u00a0NOW YOU GET TO SHUT THE FUCK UP &amp; CAN GO BACK TO SLOBBERING ON YOUR OWN FUCKIN&#8217; TEENIE-LITTLE-WEENIE ALEX!!!!\u00a0 KEEP CHOKING BACK YOUR FAKE-ASS BONER PILLS, YOU PATHETIC FUCK. I __________L_O_V_E_________ THAT YOUR THEATER OF LIES IS NOW OWNED BY The Onion. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fuckinfowars.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}